Got a real love hate sitch goin on with the European Ryder Cup Team right now


Hate: that the USA cannot figure out how to beat these fucks on our own soil, let alone in Scotland, Justin Rose, Europe kinda in general.

Love: THOSE FUCKING BLAZERS! Rory, graehm, and the Ryder cup rivalry.

But it’s all about the USA starting tonight/tomorrow and Rickie’s haircut. USA, USA, USA!!!


Ps-wouldn’t be surprised if I had this haircut by Saturday.

Reason 45897315 I hate 99.9% of Cops

Let me preface this with the fact that I have multiple relatives, loved ones, and friends that are police officers and I respect the work that they do to benefit their respective communities.

This is fucked up.  Reach calmly for your license and registration and take 4 bullets to the hip/stomach.  Just despise how blatant this racial profiling was.  Holy shit.  Cops always take things so over the top seriously.  Like why do so many people get pulled over for speeding to begin with? The fact that I don’t have the right to NOT wear my seat belt anymore makes me so fucking sick that it hurts.  State police and legislation just said, “to hell with the constitution” and put in all these fucking bullshit rules.  Oh, whats that? I can’t text and drive, but Cops are allowed to type short stories on their LAPTOPS while driving down 71, get the fuck outta here.  It’s not like we can do anything about it either, because the response is always, “you elect these politicians to make laws and represent you” well guess what all of them are pussies and give in to societal pressures and the pussification of America.  We are so fucking soft as a community with these bullshit problems, when the real issue like blatant racism are still so prevalent in the south and other places as well.  For every story like this though and shit experience with cops, there is always that one time you had a run in with the cops and the officer was an absolute G.  That one time always kinda makes up for the several shitty ones, probably because it is so much more rare.

Not a Good Look for Obama Here

Is this even kosher? Why would you do this? I’m not gripping a latte with two fingers anywhere near my face, i dont know where the rookie move came from, maybe he just felt that buttoning his jacket was more important.  Who knows?  At the end of the day tho, he still is getting chauffeured around in Private luxury choppers and I’m writing a blog, so Obama- 1, me-0.

Sherlock, the Beagle Returning Items you left on the Airplane Just Registered 10.0 on the Cuteness Richter Scale

Just died. Coolest thing ever, or coolest thing ever? When dogs wear little vest things, its like the cute de la cute.  Just can’t beat it.  Such a well made video, the stuff he was returning was great, like the stuffed animals to kids and beats by dre, like holy shit?  And at the end, when Sherlock is just riding the moving sidewalk, i literally went into cardiac arrest.

Wikipedia Lists Senate Minority Leader, Mitch McConnell, as a Turtle
Cincy- A citation was needed yesterday on Wikipedia’s page for Kentucky’s U.S. Sen. Mitch McConnell.  The free online encyclopedia that allows people to edit content identified — briefly — the Senate Minority Leader as a turtle, according to Congress Edits, a twitter-bot that tracks web edits to Wikipedia made from IP addresses in Congress.  “McConnell is the first openly Otherkin member of Congress. His species identity is turtle,” the edit to Wikipedia said at 3:26 p.m. under the “Personal Life” heading for McConnell.  McConnell has long endured attacks from his opponents who say he has a physical resemblance to a turtle, though it was unclear whether he’s been called an otherkin before.
Does Mitch McConnell look anything like a turtle? You bet your ass he does, I mean it’s spot on.  This has to be one of the funniest things that I’ve heard.  When you know that you hate someone but they keep proving you wrong in their area of expertise when you keep saying they suck said area of expertise, you just revert to saying they look like a turtle.  It’s out last line of defense.  Like I can say Peyton manning sucks and I hate him, but then he rips off a 5 TD performance and all I got left is, “he looks like a fuckin platypus!”.  That’s what people do.  Same thing with Brady, people hate Brady, but they can’t say he sucks, so they say “Giselle makes more money than him!” and “he sponsors Uggs, what a loser…” like have you worn Uggs? have you fucked a supermodel? exactly, both of those things are amazing.  So say what you want about McConnell looking like a turtle, that lady that’s been shooting shotguns and calling out Mitch on TV the last month or so is gonna lose, and ole’ Mitch is still gonna have Washington by the balls.  Filibuster bitch!!!!!!!!!!!